If I wrote Twilight...$?

EDIT EDIT EDIT: Characters drawn in meme here: [link]

EDIT EDIT EDIT^ 2: It begins here! [link]

...The only possible reason I'd want to write Twilight (original version) would be so that I could have lots of money. And lots of it.

Mmmkay, let's see here...things to explain/note?

Well, these characters I list, Emi, Zeke, Dreig, Mike, Amanda, Luke, bastard parents are some of my earliest OC's.

I made up the story when I was...13. Yup. *Nods* Three years ago...I wrote an incredibly rough draft of it in a spiral notebook because it was spring/summer and school wasn't really keeping me busy. I had also started reading Twilight because my friend kept pestering me. I liked the first one, and my affection for the series declined as I read book 2 & book 3. Then I just realized that NOTHING happened and I wanted a refund of my time back.

So, I liked Twilight...for like a week.

Twilight inspired me to write...a better story.

Those excerpts of the story in the meme are from my actual novel...though it's not a novel yet, it's just a story.

I wrote those when I was 13/14. So...don't say it's terrible. I'm going to fix them when I have time...

IF THERE ARE ANY TYPOS, THATS BECAUSE I TYPED IT IN PAINT. SAI NO HAVE TEXT TOOL. D:

To explain the NEW "Twilight" I have written...

It's kinda like Push (but better. I made the idea before the movie came out damnit). Zeke is the figurehead for a rebellion of "gifted people" (psychics and whatnot). He enrolls in a school simply because "that's the last place the government would search for him". He's running away from the organization, while trying to enlist people to fight for freedom.

...Yeah, that's as simple as I can get it...

As for Emi, the main girl character...she cuts her own hair. Thats why it's choppy...

Mike is beyond kooky. He's antisocial, he's mean, sarcastic, snarky, ditches school, climbs trees, and ignores most people with his sound isolating headphones. He once had a mental breakdown in middle school and was admitted to an insane asylum. He was let out a week later for...mysterious reasons.

Amanda is a prep. But a nice one. She likes boys, but is a virgin. She fantasizes about the boy who will whisk her away, but she hasn't found him yet. She's a nice person, but a bit airheaded.

Luke, short for Lucas, is a lycanthrope (too long to type...D: so it's just Lycan). He gains wolf like characteristics...like those adorable ears, with WAY too many piercings. He has a crush on his best friend, Dreig who is a vampire. Yes. He's gay.

Dreig (sadly not featured here. ) is a vampire. He DOES eat humans, but Zeke has made him abstain. Zeke can control fire at will, and Dreig doesn't want to be burned to death. Dreig is a damphir. His father is Dracula, but is now named Adrian. Adrian looks like he's 13. Dreig loves raves, and techno. His hair is dyed a bright shade of blue, and his eyes are heterochromatic. Blue/green in one, and amber/yellow in the other.

...

D:

So long...

/Ends author comments.